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Author: roguelionmedia
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Your Friend “Herbie” is a Llama Looney (…and a Loser)
Dear Mr. Mannerless. My wife and I have been struggling for some time now with my lifelong friend, let me call him “Herbie” to protect his real identity. My wife and I have known him and his wife for almost 30 years and have invited them to our home for dinner on multiple occasions. Recently,…
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Yeah…So About All This…
If you read the tagline for the publication, it says, “Irreverent Satire, About Politics, and Life.” In case you missed that or even landed on the site by accident, let me clearly explain what this publication and I, the Editor, are all about. I want to make sure you understand the intent here: the content…
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In Nod to Inclusivity, Television Academy Announces 2027 Nominees for New Cosby Lifetime Achievement Award
LOS ANGELES — Leaning fully into Hollywood’s reputation for self-parody, the Television Academy announced its new Cosby Lifetime Achievement Awards, set to honor “trailblazers in television—and in the art of conveniently forgetting inconvenient truths.” The move, unveiled at a West Hollywood juicing bar, is being described as this year’s boldest statement on inclusivity, self-image, and…
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DHS Pick Mullin Boasts of ‘Special Assignments’ Abroad, Alludes He Once Dated ‘Pussy Galore’
Washington, D.C. — President Trump announced today that Oklahoma Senator Markwayne “Skeeter” Mullin is his pick for Secretary of Homeland Security. The nomination, widely seen as a nod to America’s love of rugged individualism and men who allegedly own more camo than furniture, has already sparked controversy — not least because of Mullin’s mysterious references…
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Man, Who Encouraged Grandkids to Swim in Shit-filled Creek, Says Dunkin’ Coffees Dangerous for Children
In a passionate call for public health, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—the Health and Human Services director known for his conflicting views on wellness—once encouraged his grandchildren to “build character” by wading through a creek full of what’s essentially artisanal E. coli. Now, he has raised concerns about a different threat: Dunkin’ Donuts and Starbucks coffees.…
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Trump Says Americans Must Learn To Be Happy with Overpriced Happy Meal Without Toy
In a bold move, President Donald Trump addressed the nation from the Oval Office, telling Americans to “embrace the joy of an overpriced Happy Meal with absolutely no toy inside,” as the country faces yet another round of inflation. Trump pressed on, emphasizing the new reality. “Look, folks, we have the best Happy Meals. Tremendous…
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