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Author: roguelionmedia
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Partners with Multiple Personalities—The Benefits of Polygamy Without the Legal Hassles
In a world where monogamy is still kind of considered the “gold standard” of romance, a growing number of singles are looking for creative ways to spice up their love lives—without the inconvenience of court appearances or remembering multiple anniversaries. Enter the latest dating trend: partnering up with someone who boasts not one, but several…
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Dear “So Called F*&^ing Editor”
Dear So Called F*&^ing Editor, I am writing you this letter, though my hands tremble with righteous fury and mild arthritis. I have been a faithful subscriber to your so-called “The Risible”—which I guess means something risen, like Jesus on Easter Sunday—for the past month (my grandson updated my computer so I could use the…
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West Virginia Wedding Day Goulash and Texas Jackaloupe Stew
Classic West Virginia Kissin’ Cousins Wedding Day Goulash Let’s be honest: when you think of West Virginia cuisine, you probably imagine steaming pots of soup beans, cornbread, maybe a squirrel stew or two. But there’s one dish that’s become a “classic” in the hills with all the cousins— the regional favorite no one can resist—West…
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Dr. Dix, Can My Peyronies….
Dear Dr. Dix, I’m a 24-year-old fella from southern Arkansas, and I reckon I got a problem no one here at the bait shop can help with. Ever since my, uh, little buddy started pointing due south (the way a hound dog’s tail looks when you mention the vet), I’ve been worried. Dr. Google says…
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Your Friend “Herbie” is a Llama Looney (…and a Loser)
Dear Mr. Mannerless. My wife and I have been struggling for some time now with my lifelong friend, let me call him “Herbie” to protect his real identity. My wife and I have known him and his wife for almost 30 years and have invited them to our home for dinner on multiple occasions. Recently,…
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Yeah…So About All This…
If you read the tagline for the publication, it says, “Irreverent Satire, About Politics, and Life.” In case you missed that or even landed on the site by accident, let me clearly explain what this publication and I, the Editor, are all about. I want to make sure you understand the intent here: the content…
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