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Author: roguelionmedia
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Man Who Says He’s “Sick of Stupid” Pulls Costumed Bulldog Through Capitol
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Thom Tillis (R-NC) made headlines Tuesday after he was spotted dragging a bulldog clad in a feather boa, Mardi Gras beads, and what sources described as “the world’s tiniest top hat” through the halls of the U.S. Capitol in a cart adorned with tinsel and an alarming amount of glitter. The…
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10 New Movies That Will Make You Go, “WTF Was Hollywood Thinking”?
If you thought Hollywood had already scraped the bottom of the barrel, 2026 says, “Hold my oat milk latte.” This year’s lineup takes “woke” to a level previously only theorized by Inclusion Physicists and the “outraged” I’m-not-employed-so-I-have-nothing-to-do-except-be-on-Twitter-and-Facebook- all-day. Here are ten new releases so jaw-droppingly misguided, you’ll wonder if the writers’ room was just a…
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Partners with Multiple Personalities—The Benefits of Polygamy Without the Legal Hassles
In a world where monogamy is still kind of considered the “gold standard” of romance, a growing number of singles are looking for creative ways to spice up their love lives—without the inconvenience of court appearances or remembering multiple anniversaries. Enter the latest dating trend: partnering up with someone who boasts not one, but several…
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Dear “So Called F*&^ing Editor”
Dear So Called F*&^ing Editor, I am writing you this letter, though my hands tremble with righteous fury and mild arthritis. I have been a faithful subscriber to your so-called “The Risible”—which I guess means something risen, like Jesus on Easter Sunday—for the past month (my grandson updated my computer so I could use the…
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West Virginia Wedding Day Goulash and Texas Jackaloupe Stew
Classic West Virginia Kissin’ Cousins Wedding Day Goulash Let’s be honest: when you think of West Virginia cuisine, you probably imagine steaming pots of soup beans, cornbread, maybe a squirrel stew or two. But there’s one dish that’s become a “classic” in the hills with all the cousins— the regional favorite no one can resist—West…
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Dr. Dix, Can My Peyronies….
Dear Dr. Dix, I’m a 24-year-old fella from southern Arkansas, and I reckon I got a problem no one here at the bait shop can help with. Ever since my, uh, little buddy started pointing due south (the way a hound dog’s tail looks when you mention the vet), I’ve been worried. Dr. Google says…
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