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Category: Advice
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Partners with Multiple Personalities—The Benefits of Polygamy Without the Legal Hassles
In a world where monogamy is still kind of considered the “gold standard” of romance, a growing number of singles are looking for creative ways to spice up their love lives—without the inconvenience of court appearances or remembering multiple anniversaries. Enter the latest dating trend: partnering up with someone who boasts not one, but several…
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Dr. Dix, Can My Peyronies….
Dear Dr. Dix, I’m a 24-year-old fella from southern Arkansas, and I reckon I got a problem no one here at the bait shop can help with. Ever since my, uh, little buddy started pointing due south (the way a hound dog’s tail looks when you mention the vet), I’ve been worried. Dr. Google says…
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Your Friend “Herbie” is a Llama Looney (…and a Loser)
Dear Mr. Mannerless. My wife and I have been struggling for some time now with my lifelong friend, let me call him “Herbie” to protect his real identity. My wife and I have known him and his wife for almost 30 years and have invited them to our home for dinner on multiple occasions. Recently,…
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