ECONOMY
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Trump Supporters Say Don’t Care About Inflation as Long as Opioid Co-Pays “Still Only $1.”
HUNTINGTON, WV — A new poll conducted this week in Huntington illustrates that local Trump supporters appear unconcerned about soaring…
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Trump Says Americans Must Learn To Be Happy with Overpriced Happy Meal Without Toy
In a bold move, President Donald Trump addressed the nation from the Oval Office, telling Americans to “embrace the joy…
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Four-Year-Old Mistakenly Orders $100 Billion Starlink Contract for India on Amazon
In what experts call “the boldest credit card raid since the Minecraft Diamond Block fiasco,” four-year-old Darren “Skeeter” Dinkwater of…
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Angry 2-Year-Olds Smash and Grab at Local Target to Protest New Tariffs on Pull-Ups
In what experts are calling “the most organized toddler-led politically motivated insurrection ever,” dozens of furious, unclothed 2-year-olds stormed a…
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Gas Soars to Almost 5 New Trump Coins Per Gallon
In a shocking sign of the times and because of the new war with Iran, Americans woke up today to…
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