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Category: Entertainment
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Sincerely, an Anonymous Covfefe in Bedminster
Dear Editor, I just wanted to write a tremendous letter—I mean, really terrific—to say how absolutely delighted I am about your new online sensation, “The Risible.” I’ve seen a lot of publications, probably more than anyone, but let me tell you, none have ever, ever made satire this great again. People are talking about it…
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10 New Movies That Will Make You Go, “WTF Was Hollywood Thinking”?
If you thought Hollywood had already scraped the bottom of the barrel, 2026 says, “Hold my oat milk latte.” This year’s lineup takes “woke” to a level previously only theorized by Inclusion Physicists and the “outraged” I’m-not-employed-so-I-have-nothing-to-do-except-be-on-Twitter-and-Facebook- all-day. Here are ten new releases so jaw-droppingly misguided, you’ll wonder if the writers’ room was just a…
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Dear “So Called F*&^ing Editor”
Dear So Called F*&^ing Editor, I am writing you this letter, though my hands tremble with righteous fury and mild arthritis. I have been a faithful subscriber to your so-called “The Risible”—which I guess means something risen, like Jesus on Easter Sunday—for the past month (my grandson updated my computer so I could use the…
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In Nod to Inclusivity, Television Academy Announces 2027 Nominees for New Cosby Lifetime Achievement Award
LOS ANGELES — Leaning fully into Hollywood’s reputation for self-parody, the Television Academy announced its new Cosby Lifetime Achievement Awards, set to honor “trailblazers in television—and in the art of conveniently forgetting inconvenient truths.” The move, unveiled at a West Hollywood juicing bar, is being described as this year’s boldest statement on inclusivity, self-image, and…
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TKC Takes 2 Year Hiatus After Trump Announces He’s Lead Ballerina for 2026 Nutcracker
In an announcement that spread across social media faster than a ballerina on Black Friday, former President Donald Trump told the Trump-Kennedy Center’s director that he will indeed be headlining next year’s Nutcracker as the lead ballerina. The news broke late Tuesday, along with a photo of Trump in a pink tutu and diamond-studded pointe…
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DeSantis Demands “Woke” Disney Include New Alligator Alley Detention Center in 2027 “Tropical Americas” Exhibit
ORLANDO, FL— In a bold move that has left both park visitors and civil rights attorneys puzzled, the White House announced Wednesday that a fully operational ICE detention center will be part of Disney World’s upcoming “Tropical Americas” exhibit, scheduled to open in 2027. Officials say the immersive experience will let families get up close…
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