HEALTH AND WELLNESS
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Post Annual Physical, President Declares He Has “Most Perfect Prostate” Ever Digitally Examined
During a press conference, President Trump claimed his prostate exam was “the most perfect” ever, maintaining extraordinary health for an…
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New Psychiatric Study Says BSCS Often Misdiagnosed as Spasmodic Dysphonia
Hyannis Port, MA — In a shocking revelation set to influence both the medical and political worlds, a new psychiatric…
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Dr. Dix, Can My Peyronies….
Dear Dr. Dix, I’m a 24-year-old fella from southern Arkansas, and I reckon I got a problem no one here…
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Man, Who Encouraged Grandkids to Swim in Shit-filled Creek, Says Dunkin’ Coffees Dangerous for Children
In a passionate call for public health, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—the Health and Human Services director known for his conflicting…
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Prescription Managed Care Company Acting Like They Just Daring Someone to Shoot CEO
Pharm Assure Inc., a nationwide prescription management company, took a bold new PR stance Tuesday, claiming it had “no real…
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Amidst Budget Cutbacks, Steven Miller Completes President’s Annual Physical Exam
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced today that senior adviser Steven Miller completed President Trump’s annual physical exam, armed…
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