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Unsolicited, U.S. Sends Hospital Boat Loaded with Confiscated Venezuelan Roofies to Greenland

NUUK, GREENLAND — In a move that has left international diplomats feeling like they’re in a roofie-induced stupor, a U.S. envoy has dispatched a hospital boat to Greenland, its hull allegedly stuffed to the bulkheads with confiscated Venezuelan roofies. The medical vessel, dubbed the “SS Drowsy Smurf,” arrived in Nuuk Harbor early Tuesday, trailing a…

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March 26, 2026

U.S. Politics

Democrats’ Response to SOU Indicates They Apparently Not Interested in Winning Midterms

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the latest sign that congressional Democrats are embracing defeat like a weighted blanket, Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger delivered the party’s official response to President Trump’s State of the Union Address Wednesday night, leaving viewers across the nation wondering if Democrats have simply decided that winning elections is just overrated. Spanberger, who…

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March 25, 2026

This Month in History

April 2, 1513 – Spanish explorer Ponce de Leon sighted Florida and claimed it for the Spanish Crown after landing at what is now St. Augustine. About 500 Jewish and Italian seniors, traveling with their golf carts, disembarked from de Leon’s ship just in time for a 3 p.m. early senior discount dinner at the St.…

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March 25, 2026

Editor’s Top Picks, Entertainment

TKC Takes 2 Year Hiatus After Trump Announces He’s Lead Ballerina for 2026 Nutcracker

In an announcement that spread across social media faster than a ballerina on Black Friday, former President Donald Trump told the Trump-Kennedy Center’s director that he will indeed be headlining next year’s Nutcracker as the lead ballerina. The news broke late Tuesday, along with a photo of Trump in a pink tutu and diamond-studded pointe…

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March 25, 2026

Health and Wellness

Prescription Managed Care Company Acting Like They Just Daring Someone to Shoot CEO

Pharm Assure Inc., a nationwide prescription management company, took a bold new PR stance Tuesday, claiming it had “no real concerns” about the safety of its CEO or colleagues. The company often updates drug formularies with what it describes as the reckless abandon of a toddler running amok in a pharmacy—highlighting both out-of-touch leadership and…

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March 25, 2026

Editor’s Top Picks

Americans Begin Anxious Wait to See Who Billionaires Elect for Them This November

In a long-standing tradition that dates back to the creation of money, millions of Americans are now anxiously waiting to see which billionaires will choose the next politicians to represent them this November. With the Democratic and Republican primaries nearly decided, attention has shifted to the real contest: a handful of Silicon Valley moguls, hedge…

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March 25, 2026