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Author: roguelionmedia
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DeSantis Demands “Woke” Disney Include New Alligator Alley Detention Center in 2027 “Tropical Americas” Exhibit
ORLANDO, FL— In a bold move that has left both park visitors and civil rights attorneys puzzled, the White House announced Wednesday that a fully operational ICE detention center will be part of Disney World’s upcoming “Tropical Americas” exhibit, scheduled to open in 2027. Officials say the immersive experience will let families get up close…
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China Secures Prime Trade Deal After Agreeing to Free Trump from Chinese Finger Trap
What experts are calling a “historic diplomatic breakthrough” and late-night comedians are calling “the most on-brand example of presidential incompetence” is the Chinese government’s sweeping new trade agreement with the United States, reached after negotiations secured President Donald Trump’s release from a Chinese finger trap — a device he reportedly became ensnared in during what…
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