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Category: U.S. News
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N.Y.’s Gov. Hochul Implements New Homeless Persons Congestion Pricing Program in NYC
In a move that has shocked exactly no one and confused everyone else, New York Governor Kathy Hochul announced her boldest initiative yet: the Homeless Persons Congestion Pricing Program. Effective immediately, any sidewalk, subway grate, or public bench south of 60th Street will require the city’s homeless population to pay a variable “congestion fee” to…
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