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First U.S. Pope Schedules Speech in Broken English to Appeal to More Traditional Catholics
VATICAN CITY — Newly elected Pope Leo XIV announced his next papal address will be delivered in intentionally broken English—a bold move aimed at comforting traditional Catholics who miss the days when Vatican pronouncements were anything but clear. Pope Leo XIV, formerly Robert Francis Prevost, known as “Little Bobby-Franny,” in his hometown neighborhood in Chi-town,…
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