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Tag: Trumps Annual Physical Exam
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Post Annual Physical, President Declares He Has “Most Perfect Prostate” Ever Digitally Examined
During a press conference, President Trump claimed his prostate exam was “the most perfect” ever, maintaining extraordinary health for an 80-year-old. While his doctor confirmed normal results, Trump insisted on the uniqueness of his anatomy. He also dismissed health rumors, emphasizing his strength and energy, and vowed to share his medical results publicly.
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Amidst Budget Cutbacks, Steven Miller Completes President’s Annual Physical Exam
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced today that senior adviser Steven Miller completed President Trump’s annual physical exam, armed only with a latex glove, a YouTube rerun of ‘Scrubs,’ and the confidence of a man who once successfully debated the efficacy of having a “master race” with Dr. Oz. The unorthodox medical event, held…
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Post Annual Physical, President Declares He Has “Most Perfect Prostate” Ever Digitally Examined
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