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Mississippi-Based Tooth Fairy Inc. Forced to File for Bankruptcy
JACKSON, MS — In a development that has left dental hygienists and magical accountants reeling, Mississippi-based Tooth Fairy LLC filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection this week. CEO Trixie Glimmerdust cited what she called “an unsustainable and consistent, never-ending volume of tooth loss payouts in the Magnolia State.” We knew Mississippian’s teeth were in bad…
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