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Tag: Tiger Woods
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Woods Folds Start-Up, Admits “No Future” in Side-Driven SUVs
In a press conference Tuesday that left investors, sports fans, and traffic cops disappointed, golf legend Tiger Woods announced the immediate closure of his much-hyped automotive start-up, Tiger Trax, citing “insurmountable consumer resistance” to his new and experimental line of side-driven, all-wheel-drive SUVs. Woods, who described his vision as “the logical next step after parallel…
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