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Bible Now on Mandatory Reading List for All 15 Years of Texas Grade School
AUSTIN, TX — In a bold move to address “educashunal priorities,” Texas lawmakers announced today that the Holy Bible will be a required text for every year of the state’s voluntary K-12 grade school system—now officially extended to 15 years “for extra learnin’.” The announcement came at a press conference attended by state education officials,…
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