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Amidst Budget Cutbacks, Steven Miller Completes President’s Annual Physical Exam
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced today that senior adviser Steven Miller completed President Trump’s annual physical exam, armed only with a latex glove, a YouTube rerun of ‘Scrubs,’ and the confidence of a man who once successfully debated the efficacy of having a “master race” with Dr. Oz. The unorthodox medical event, held…
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