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Tag: Steve Bannon
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SCOTUS Deliberates if CA. Law Outlawing Bannon from Looking Disheveled in Public Unconstitutional
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The nation’s highest court confronted a shaggy legal quandary Tuesday as justices weighed oral arguments over a California law requiring Steve Bannon to appear “at least moderately kept” in public. The law, stating Bannon must be “clean-shaven, freshly laundered, and not emitting an odor detectable within a fifteen-foot radius,” has ignited debate over personal…
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