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Dear “So Called F*&^ing Editor”
Dear So Called F*&^ing Editor, I am writing you this letter, though my hands tremble with righteous fury and mild arthritis. I have been a faithful subscriber to your so-called “The Risible”—which I guess means something risen, like Jesus on Easter Sunday—for the past month (my grandson updated my computer so I could use the…
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