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NASA, Now Trump Intergalactic Property Acquisitions, Inc. Plans Moon Survey for New Trump Hotels
In a press conference today, President Donald J. Trump unveiled the nation’s boldest space initiative since Apollo: a mission to put surveyors—and, more importantly, property survey marks—on the Moon, all in search of prime real estate for the next Trump International Hotel or casino. “We’re going to the Moon, folks, and not just for the…
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