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Tag: Mississippi
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MS Officials in Stand-off with KKK, Demanding They Continue to Work During State Liquor Shortage
JACKSON, MS — The state of Mississippi entered its seventh week of a historic liquor shortage Wednesday, but state officials say the real crisis is not in empty bar shelves, but in the sudden drop in productivity among the Ku Klux Klan. After a spike in voting rights registrations and an unprecedented wave of peaceful,…
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Mississippi-Based Tooth Fairy Inc. Forced to File for Bankruptcy
JACKSON, MS — In a development that has left dental hygienists and magical accountants reeling, Mississippi-based Tooth Fairy LLC filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection this week. CEO Trixie Glimmerdust cited what she called “an unsustainable and consistent, never-ending volume of tooth loss payouts in the Magnolia State.” We knew Mississippian’s teeth were in bad…
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MISCELLANEOUS STORIES
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ICE Arrests Count von Count as Work Visa Revoked Following PBS Defunding
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Post Annual Physical, President Declares He Has “Most Perfect Prostate” Ever Digitally Examined
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