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AI Chat Bot Says Jesus “Completely Full of Shit” With His Beatitudes Speech
In what theologians are calling “a bold exercise in algorithmic hubris,” the world’s most advanced AI search bot issued a blistering statement this week, declaring Jesus “completely full of shit” after parsing the Sermon on the Mount. The announcement, released via a 3,000-word medium post and a meme-laden Twitter thread, specifically targeted the Beatitudes—a set…
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