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Tag: Decline in White Population
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National Minority Group Reports First Decline in Population of “Crackers and Peckerwoods” Since 1790
In a move that has left historians, demographers, and several cranky Facebook uncles angry, the National Minority Group announced on Thursday that the United States has experienced its first recorded decline in the population of “Crackers and Peckerwoods” since the very first census in 1790. The report, delivered with the somber gravity usually reserved for…
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