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Tag: CIA
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New Ayatollah Suggests No More Addresses on Invitations for Weekly Harem Parties
TEHRAN—In a bid to bolster operational security and preserve what remains of Iran’s senior leadership, Iran’s freshly minted Supreme Leader, Ayatollah “No-Reply-All” Khamenei, has issued a sweeping new edict: “No more addresses on harem party invitations. Effective immediately.” The announcement came just days after multiple U.S. airstrikes, triggered by a wayward Evite, decimated the Guardian…
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