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Betting Sites Laughing Assess off as Fans Say (again) “Next Year” Year Bills Win Super Bowl
BUFFALO, NY — In what has become a sort of spiritual tradition, sports betting sites across America spent Sunday night laughing, crying tears of joy, and watching their profits surge as Buffalo Bills fans—somewhere between hopeful and delusional—once again declared, “Next year’s the year!” for a Super Bowl victory. Vegas insiders confirm that the Bills’…
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