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DeSantis Demands “Woke” Disney Include New Alligator Alley Detention Center in 2027 “Tropical Americas” Exhibit
ORLANDO, FL— In a bold move that has left both park visitors and civil rights attorneys puzzled, the White House announced Wednesday that a fully operational ICE detention center will be part of Disney World’s upcoming “Tropical Americas” exhibit, scheduled to open in 2027. Officials say the immersive experience will let families get up close…
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