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Tag: War with Iran
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Trump Tells America War Will End When Ayatollah Recinds “Tiny Hands Trump” Comment
President Donald Trump announced at a last-minute White House press conference that peace is possible—if the Ayatollah retracts his “Tiny HandsTrump” remark. “War ends when he takes it back,” Trump declared, waving his hands. “Everyone’s talking. Tremendous hands. Huge hands. Ask Melania!” Sources say the U.S.-Iran conflict, ignited by an exchange of absurd insults, peaked…
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