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Tag: War on Woke
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Announcing “War-on-Woke”, Hegseth Starts Speech With Favorite Blond Joke
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that even the most hardened members of the Trump administration found shocking, newly appointed Secretary of War Pete Hegseth began his first official speech by telling his “favorite Blond joke.” The gathered press, many of whom were still reeling from the aftershock of the last Trump Administration, instinctively braced…
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