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Tag: U.S. War with Iran
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Trump Fumes as Ship Transporting Paddleballs Destined for Administration Staff, Detained in Hormuz
In a dramatic escalation of international tensions, President Donald Trump lashed out Sunday morning after a cargo ship carrying 40,000 paddleballs—reportedly intended for exclusive use by White House staff—was detained in the Strait of Hormuz by Iranian authorities. “Frankly, this is the biggest tragedy I’ve seen since they took my Diet Coke button,” Trump declared…
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