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Tag: U.S. Fertility Rates
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U.S. Fertility Rates Drop Again as Southern States Raise Legal Marriage Age to 16
In a shocking move that experts say could threaten the very fabric of America’s leading supplier of shotgun weddings, several Southern states have boldly decided to raise the legal marriage age to 16—effectively dashing the hopes and dreams of every lovestruck 8th grader from Biloxi to Backwater County. The new law, which comes after decades…
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