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Tag: Taco Tuesday
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ICE Begins National Raids on Any Venue Hiding a Taco Tuesday on Their Menu
In a sweeping escalation of its immigration enforcement efforts, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents fanned out across the country Tuesday, targeting a new hotbed of “suspicious activity”: restaurants, college dining halls, and even PTA potlucks that dared to offer Taco Tuesday specials. According to sources inside ICE, the move is part of Operation…
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