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Four-Year-Old Mistakenly Orders $100 Billion Starlink Contract for India on Amazon
In what experts call “the boldest credit card raid since the Minecraft Diamond Block fiasco,” four-year-old Darren “Skeeter” Dinkwater of Clarksburg, West Virginia, reportedly placed a $100 billion Amazon order for a nationwide Starlink network, signing India up for more satellites than eight countries combined. The sequence of events began innocently: Darren, just searching for…
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