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Tag: Sen. McConnell
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Thune Rents Retirement Office Space for McConnell in Attic of Bates Motel
Coeur d’Alene, ID. — Senate Majority Leader John Thune has reportedly secured a post-retirement office for Mitch McConnell in the attic of the legendary Bates Motel. Sources tout “ample privacy, strong WiFi, and charm”—all rare in federal buildings. Senator McConnell, freshly 104 (give or take a decade, depending on which Kentucky birth certificate you accept),…
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