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Trump Hotels Inc. Says Dates for Paid Wedding Events in New WH Ballroom, “Selling Fast”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced today that dates for paid wedding events in the new White House Grand Ballroom are “selling quickly,” with prime Saturdays booked nearly through the 2030s. “Frankly, everyone wants to get married where I live, work, and—let’s be honest—make the very best presidential history,” Trump declared at a hastily…
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