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Tag: Marco Polo Pool Game
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Stressed by Hours of Repetition, Mother Strangles Both Marco and Polo at Local Hotel Pool
ORLANDO, FL — Spectators describe the scene as “less tragedy, more prophecy.” After what authorities counted as the 147th uninterrupted round of the pool game that has claimed more sanity than sunburns, a local mother, vacationing with her family, finally snapped and strangled both Marco and Polo during peak splash hour at the Marriott Courtyard…
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