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NY Jets Sign Joey Chestnut in Third Round QB Pick
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — In a move that left both sports analysts and nutritionists scratching their heads, the New York Jets stunned fans Friday night by selecting professional eater Joey Chestnut as their third-round quarterback pick in the 2026 NFL Draft. Chestnut, best known for devouring 76 hot dogs in ten minutes at the Coney…
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