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Tag: International Hospital Boat
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Unsolicited, U.S. Sends Hospital Boat Loaded with Confiscated Venezuelan Roofies to Greenland
NUUK, GREENLAND — In a move that has left international diplomats feeling like they’re in a roofie-induced stupor, a U.S. envoy has dispatched a hospital boat to Greenland, its hull allegedly stuffed to the bulkheads with confiscated Venezuelan roofies. The medical vessel, dubbed the “SS Drowsy Smurf,” arrived in Nuuk Harbor early Tuesday, trailing a…
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