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ICE Arrests Count von Count as Work Visa Revoked Following PBS Defunding
Count von Count, beloved PBS character, was detained by ICE after his work visa was revoked amid PBS funding cuts. Witnesses described the arrest as chaotic, with the Count humorously attempting to count his belongings. While supporters rally for him, opinions vary, revealing both frustration and indifference towards his predicament.
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ICE Arrests Count von Count as Work Visa Revoked Following PBS Defunding
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