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10 New Movies That Will Make You Go, “WTF Was Hollywood Thinking”?
If you thought Hollywood had already scraped the bottom of the barrel, 2026 says, “Hold my oat milk latte.” This year’s lineup takes “woke” to a level previously only theorized by Inclusion Physicists and the “outraged” I’m-not-employed-so-I-have-nothing-to-do-except-be-on-Twitter-and-Facebook- all-day. Here are ten new releases so jaw-droppingly misguided, you’ll wonder if the writers’ room was just a…
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