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Remaining FEMA Staff Re-assigned to “Rescuing” Food Truck Owners “Swamped” During D.C. Lunch Hour
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move likely to redefine the concept of “emergency response,” the Department of Homeland Security announced this morning that it has relocated the last of FEMA’s available staff to the National Mall, where local food truck owners are described as “overwhelmed, under-cilantro’d, and completely drowning in declined Venmo payments” during…








