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Tag: Erics Cowboys and Injuns
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Tuesdays at the WH—Cabinet Always Giddily Awaits Weekly Play Raid with Eric’s “Injuns”
Just after 3 p.m. every Tuesday, anticipation settles over the West Wing. Cabinet members, exchanging nervous giggles, rummage through the labeled costume trunk always present in the Oval Office and don ten-gallon hats and plastic sheriff badges, resigned to the President’s weekly ritual. At 3:07, a Secret Service agent cracks open the Oval Office door.…
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