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Tag: Dead Ayatollah
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Dead Ayatollah Still Defiantly Refuses to See Irony in Having Led Chants of “Death to America”
In what commentators have described as a “bold posthumous statement,” Iran’s late Supreme Leader remained steadfastly unamused by the situational irony of leading multiple rousing “Death to America” chants, despite having been killed during the opening salvo of the latest U.S.-Iranian conflict. Eyewitnesses report that, just hours after the U.S. Air Force’s initial bomb strike…
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