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Tag: Chuck Schumer
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Schumer-Intentionally Sporting the “Balding Jewish Geppetto” Look…with Attitude
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move that’s sent shockwaves through Capitol Hill’s style scene, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer confirmed Wednesday: his look is no accident. “People keep asking—is the hair loss on purpose? Are the glasses overkill? Am I just tired?” Schumer said, tugging theatrically at his thinning crown. “Let’s be clear: I’m…
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