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Tag: California
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Californians Vote to Allow “Critical Karen Theory” to be Taught in State Elementary Classrooms
In a move that shocked no one, California voters yesterday overwhelmingly approved a ballot measure requiring all elementary schools to teach “Critical Karen Theory” (CKT) alongside math, reading, and composting. The new curriculum aims to help children recognize, confront, and, if necessary, politely request to speak to the manager about “Karen” behavior before it spreads.…
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